Goodr PHG Polarized Sunglasses

Regular price $45.00

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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE: Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
NO DISSERTATION: No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.